Today's post is going to consist of many slightly irrelevant yet entertaining (and important to me) stories.
(God, I sound like a professor, I need to graduate college STAT.)
First, and most important things, first:
This year DePauw suffered a great tragedy... our main dinning hall no longer carries Coke products.. IT SWITCHED TO PEPSI. Now I know not everyone may find this as upsetting as I do, but let me just tell you I almost shed a few tears. It used to be my ritual to go and get a DC before heading to the library (every girl needs their caffeine fix) - Now I just stare at the machine and go drink-less to my studies - how depressing. Good news is, today I discovered that the Pepsi machines have...wait for it.. DIET DR. PEPPER. Have I fallen in love with a new drink? Some would say so. Is it unhealthy? Thats a definite. But oh well, dis gurlll fsho ain't drankin' no diet Pepsi. #dietcoketillidie
Second, and totally not important at all:
I'm embarrassed to hashtag this, but its true, it's a total #tumblrproblem. First off, if you don't have a tumblr, you may or may not be making a HUGE life mistake.. but I'm totally not one to judge. I will admit that tumblr has changed my blogging life. I used to sit in the library procrastinating on Facebook. Well Facebook procrastination no more! I instead sit on my tumblr dashboard and wait for someone to reblog something cool so I can like it and then reblog it myself. It may be a waste of time but its my favorite waste of time! But - the real issue here is, how many of you find yourselves scrolling down your dashboard - not looking at who posted what picture - and stumbling along a picture that you're like, "yup, thats totally my tumblr type" and you go to heart it and realize... DUHN DUHN DUHN, you were the one that posted it in the first place!? Well dang nab it, that happens to me all the time - its starting to get a little embarrassing..
Third, and my biggest pet peeve:
Since when did Facebook become so complicated!? As I said above, I can't even use it to procrastinate any more! The whole "top story thing" with those strange blue triangles - I mean, c'mon how does Facebook know what I find to be a "top story"? 'Cause I'm gonna be honest - I don't give two s.h.i.*.s about a random guy from high school having a child at age 19, and this child's baby pictures are sure as heck NOT a "top story".. Honestly. I don't even think I know how to use FB in general anymore. And my dad can't even remeber his FB password - so how the heck is he ever going to figure it out! Moral of the story? Technology stop changing and Mark Zuckerberg stop being so smart and feeling the need to change Facebook all the time - I'm getting lost!
Fourth, and the funniest:
I watched Bridesmaids for the first time last night (I know, I'm totally behind on the trend - but as I told Sara last weekend "It just didn't come out at a good time for me to go see it - they should of asked me when to release it, and I totally would have given them a better date.") O.M.GZZ I was laying in bed last night watching it, and swimmer smanger was already asleep, so I had to muffle my laughter in my duvet I was laughing so hard. Favorite scene: The plane scene, hands down.
And not to mention, an exboyfriend texted me over the summer to tell me that I reminded him of Kristen Wiig in this movie.. So.. Was He trying to tell me that my life is falling apart, I lose my best friend, and I'm in a very unfulfilling sexual relationship with a rude guy? Good. And that is why he is my exboyfriend.
Finally, most exciting Monday news:
I, CapeCodCollegiate, ordered a pair of Bean Boots - and I couldn't be more excited..
Like really, I literally want to set up a tent in the mailroom and stay there until the 5-7 days its going to take to get my boots comes around.. Would that be too much? Nope. I'd make great friends, I'm sure of it.
So: I now have questions for you all.
Diet coke, Diet Pepsi, or Diet DP?
Do you struggle like an old person on FB like I do?
Favorite Scene in Bridesmaids?
Bean Boots.. Yes or no?
On that note - Happy Monday and Happy Fall everyone!